
3 ropes are standing outside of a bar. The first rope walks in and says "I'll have a beer". The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here".
The rope goes out and tells the other two that the bar won't serve ropes.
The second rope goes in and says "I'll take a beer.", and the bartender says "I just told your friend, we don't serve ropes here."
So he goes out to the other two ropes and says "He wouldn't serve me either."
So the third rope ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair and goes in and says "I'll have a beer", and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you a rope?"... and then the rope says...
"Fraid' knot"
No wrestling this weekend, my back is still recovering from the chair shots delivered by Matt Taylor last weekend. My back feels... bad.