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2006.02.27
A lengthy update - click here for the latest.

2006.02.23
Title: Shakespeare's Hamlet
Run time: 2 minute 10 seconds
Featuring: Mark Mattis, Damien Kass, Snake Hoover
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Pro-wrestlers are often labeled as no talent classless buffoons. We are doing its part to show a different side to these misunderstood musclemen. "The Omega" Mark Mattis delivers Polonius's monolouge to Laertes from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Give us some Livejournal / MySpace love peeps. Spread the word! Click here to visit Faberville and view the various hijinks.


2006.02.20
Faberville: Special Delivery is available on the "Best of TromaDance volume 4" DVD that is being distributed by Troma. The DVD is available through Amazon.com and pretty much everywhere else.

Local band, Trapper John who provided the soundtrack for Special Delivery is featured as the title track on the DVD. Big props to Trapper John for all of their hard work and support.

Support indy filmmakers! Support Troma!


2006.02.17
Click here for a blurb.

2006.02.15
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Mini-Omega / Rams drawing
2006.02.10
On Tuesday evening we spent several hours filming the next installment of Faberville. I have a lot of footage to sort through in the next couple of weeks. The post filming dinner was extremely entertaining.

I saw DDK (Dangerous Damien Kass) for the first time in over a year. The "Angry Black Man" is still angry. I am glad married life hasn't changed him. Tommy Chill looks skinny. I mean it. I weight 240. He weighs 270. I never thought I would see they that he and were separated by a mere 30 pounds. That is scary stuff.

Some interesting comments were made during filming. Here are the notable remarks...

Chill to me: "Dude, you're fat."
Cyrus to me: "Oh my God, you're fat."
DDK to me: "Man, you have a lot of grey hair."

It is great to have friends, isn't it? Tommy Chill called me fat - that hurts. But, he is right. I am flabby. My bottom 2 abs have disappeared under a thick cheesy coating. I need to lean out.

Hooter's waitress: "So, what have you guys been doing?"
(Without missing a beat...)
Chill: "Very HETERO stuff."
Cyrus: "Nothing gay, that's for sure."
Chill: "Nope. We're totally straight."
Cyrus: "Yup."

There were 6 of us at dinner. As usual, it turned into a giant storytelling session. Each of us recounted in-ring horror stories from our various travels. I laughed so hard - I nearly cried. I think Cyrus wet himself. I know Chill must have pooped his pants. DDK just kept mumbling something about hating white people.

Ahhhh... good times.

Good times.

2006.02.02
Click here for the Mini-Omega vlog. (1:40)


wrong ad?
2006.02.01
You know what really grinds my gears?

Spam.

Spam that doesn't even bother to try being relevant.

This morning (February 1, 2006) I got an email telling me to step out of 1955 and into 2005.

Hello?

I no longer have the necessary crystals to allow me to travel back in time with my ham radio to the year 2005. 2005... ack... that is like SOOoooo last year.

That aside, click here for a rambling update that even mentions rasslin.



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