When boredom strikes...

The following "poem" was an actual discussion over if and what kind of pet I should get for my son. My comments are in blue. His comments are in red. All typos and "grammar" were left as-is. Enjoy!

fish relieve stress,
puppies create stress.

fish are good with chips,
dogs are love with hips.(Editor note: Ewwww)

fish are cool,
dogs always drool.

fish are good as bait,
dogs can never hate.

When are fish used as bait?
Attack dogs are trained to hate.
Fish are easy to care for.
Dogs are too much responsibility for a child age four.

puppies are warm and love to cuddle,
fish are dumb and live in a puddle.
dogs can be trained to be fun and nice,
fish are found in the grocery on ice.

Fish swim and make many a bubble,
Puppies are always getting in trouble.
Puppies run out and get hit by a car,
Fish are simple - they live in a jar.

dogs do get hit, I will grant you that,
not fun petting a fish, they are rough and flat.
As Yoda would say, "with you, what's the matter?",
fish are the best when deep fried in batter.

Fish live in a bowl of water,
Dogs drink mostly toilet water.
Vietnamese eat dogs for dinner,
Fish are good pets for a beginner.

there's a reason dogs drink from the toilet instead of the dish,
they are getting one last taste before you flush the dead fish.
when I got my first puppy I had just turned three,
last time I bought fish, they lived for 2 days, yipee!

Dogs are awful they shed fur,
Dogs like to roll in manure.
If you keep a fish away from the lure,
They might just live longer!

dogs do like to roll, and sometimes in poop,
but fish tanks are a pain to clean, cleaning out all the goop.

Fish tanks can be self-cleaning,
Picking up dog poop is simply demeaning.
With a fish - you relax and you watch,
With a dog? You fear the nose to your crotch.

I soon part with this wish,
please remember 3 words to live by....DOGS EAT FISH!

Dogs can kiss you on the lips,
Fish swim next to tiny sunken ships,
Let's not make a big fuss,
Your dog just licked his own anus.

The End.