2003.05.22 Memorial Day Weekend is upon us. It is a time for fun, friends, and family. Please be safe. To read my latest thoughts on wrestling and physical therapy, click here.

2003.05.06 I tried to watch RAW last night. Ugh. There was some good. But, it was mostly bad. Click here for a quasi-detailed breakdown.

2003.05.05 I visited the physicians at Sports Medicine Grant in Columbus Ohio. These people know everything there is to know about sport related injuries. If you want to know how things went, click here.
Happy Birthday!!! goes out to the wild party man, Fabulous Frederick of Hollywood. There are very few guys as entertaining as Frederick of Hollywood. I have so many Frederick of Hollywood stories it is frightening. Wherever Frederick goes, fun follows.
It looks like Shank Dorsey is at it again. He is in physical therapy for his hip and shoulder. I wish him the very best. But, I do need to call him on a few exaggerations:
1. Your chest muscles are over-developed? Ha-hahahahahahahaha!
2. It is more likely that your belly is over-developed and pulling everything forward.
3. And I quote...

I think Mattis is a big nosed puss and if we ever meet in the ring again, not only will I chop him until he bleeds if he does not give me 100%. I will slap the figure four on his ass and really work that Ham, just to show him that no matter where he works or who he works for, he will never be as good as me.

This is some funny stuff.
I will admit that in a hotdog eating contest, Shank puts me to shame.
I will admit that in an ice cream eating contest, Shank would destroy me.
I will admit that in a "sit on a couch massaging lil-shank while watching reruns of Martin" contest, Shank is the HANDS down champion.
But Shankie-poo, in the wrestling ring? I think the "Ben-N-Jerrys" froze your brain.
While you (Shank) are pulling the glass out of your ass, I am putting the fun back in FUNdamentals.
While you (Shank) are trying to get the thumbtack out of your back, I am putting the fans back in FANtastic.
Yardbird Posse!



2003.05.01 Several people have inquired about my injury. I appreciate the concern. I decided to post 'the details'. If you want to know WHY I am on crutches, click here. There were a plethora of updates in April. Check the archive to make sure you didn't miss anything.