2002.08.12

On Friday night, the IWA returned to Washington Court House Ohio. I was not able to attend the event. I spoke with "The Alpha Male" Zach Avery via phone while he was in transit to the event. He was psyched and ready for action. As it turns out, he wrestled against one of the "freaks". Zach beat the bajeezers out of Jimmy "Freak Boy" Malloy. After the match, Zach Avery celebrated with the horde of Fraternity fans. Jimmy decided to be a hero. Jimmy decided to plancha over the top rope and attempt to murder "The Alpha Male" Zach Avery. In the process, Jimmy broke his leg. Let that be a lesson to all of you. Don't be a hero.

In all seriousness, Jimmy did break his leg. That is just scary. I have not seen video footage of it. I have not spoken to Zach or Jimmy since the event. I hope Jimmy recovers fully and returns to action. It is sad and scary when stuff like this happens.

In other news, I visited the Red Barn in Batavia Ohio with the HWA on Saturday evening. Certain venues bring out "different" kinds of fans. The Red Barn is a flea market. As would be expected, more "country folk" were in the crowd than usual. "Country folk" do not generally react well to men in skimpy pink trunks. So for whatever reason, people once again refused to cheer for me. The "country folk" slung insults and cast aspersions on my character.

I wrestled against Joseph (fka Crypt) Castle. It was a tough match. To be honest, it was pretty rough. I was able to use my size advantage and technical prowess to overcome Joseph. I won, but it was ugly. This match was "shank dorsey first thing in the morning" ugly.

Anyway, this weekend HWA will showcase 4 matches in Columbus Ohio at Cooper's Stadium. HWA will set up shop immediately following the Clippers game. the matches will include (straight from WWF / WWE) the likes of Farooq, Albert, Funaki, and John Cena. It should be a fun time. If you are in the area be sure to check it out.

Until next time, take care.
'Yardbird Posse'