2002.05.23

I do not have a great deal to cover today. But, if you are really bored, please continue to read. Have your expectations been lowered? Good.

Tonight is the night. Thursday night, May 23rd The Backstage in Chillicothe Ohio. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. and bell time is set for 8:00 p.m. The IWA has not been to Chillicothe since November 2001. It has been 6 long months since our last visit. A lot has changed in the past 6-months.

Six months ago, I was the IWA Internet Champion. Al B. Damm was the IWA Cruiserweight Champion. "Bad" Brad Shultz was the IWA United States Champion. The last time I was in Chillicothe, I wrestled Al B. Damm, one-on-one. Unfortunately, Brad Shultz and "The Good Doctor" E-Dogg interrupted the match. The IWA Spin Machine decided (thankfully) that enough was enough. Al B. Damm, Brad Shultz, and I battled it out to unify the titles. A few days later the titles would be unified. Al B. Damm emerged victorious and claimed all three titles.

Brad Shultz had several opportunities to reclaim the U.S. title. He was unsuccessful. Al B. Damm defended the title against almost everyone. He defended it against everyone except me. I did not receive a one-on-one match with Al B. Damm for the U.S. title until March 2002. I had to wait 4-months to get a shot at the title. I really fail to see how that is fair. With truth, honor, and fair play I defeated Al B. Damm and claimed the United States Championship as my own.

Sadly, Al B. Damm is a whiner. Al B. Damm is a complainer. He doesn't know when to shut his mouth and move along quietly. Al B. Damm kisses up to the IWA Spin Machine. Al B. Damm attacked me Circleville a couple weeks ago. Al B. Damm assaulted me. Al B. Damm waited until after I wrestled a grueling match to defend the U.S. title. He waited until I was tired. I was exhausted from my match. Al B. Damm hits the ring like a ball of fire and attacks me.

In the real world, Al B. Damm should be suspended without pay for this kind of action. He should be punished for assaulting me. This is wrestling. How is Al B. Damm punished for attacking me? He is granted a match with me tonight in Chillicothe. Al B. Damm has done nothing to deserve a shot at the title. Al B. Damm has acted immaturely and thrown a temper-tantrum.

Tonight, in Chillicothe Ohio "the Omega" Mark Mattis will lock up with Al B. Damm. Al B. Damm does not deserve a shot at the title. Al B. Damm is not a proponent of truth, honor and fair play. Al B. Damm will NOT receive a shot at the title tonight. I will wrestle Al B. Damm. I will break Al B. Damm. I will prevail. It will be a non-title match. Al B. Damm can kiss my butt. He will NEVER get another shot at the title as long as I have anything to say about it.

Enough about the loser known as ABD.

One of my favorite losers is making waves as of late. Sit back and have another Pepsi fat-boy. It already rotted-out half your teeth. I am sure you won't miss the other half. I will give fat-boy credit. "Shark" is an attraction. Kids love to see "Shark" in action. Of course, most people have never seen a pot-bellied pig in people-clothes before. His gear didn't use to be black-and orange. His gear used to be white. But, the greasy pig refuses to wash his stuff. Last time I saw him, he was wearing a surgical glove. I hope someone got a picture, that is the closest he has been to anything sanitary in about 3 years. Although, I hear he likes guys that are sterile, whatever that is supposed to mean.

Anyway...

Go to shows. Support your local indys. Peace.